Official: Why not?
Woman: I stole this vehicle.
Official: Stole it?
Lady: Yes, and I grabbed the owner, tied him up and stuffed him in the storage compartment, on the off chance that you need to investigate.
The Officer takes a look at the lady, gradually steps back and gets back to for up. In practically no time, five squad cars thunder up to the site. A senior official gradually ventures out of his vehicle and approaches the lady, catching his firearm in two hands.
Senior Officer : Ma'am, would you be able to venture out of your vehicle please?
The lady ventures out of her vehicle.
Lady: Is there an issue, sir?
Official 2: One of my officials revealed to me that you have stole this vehicle and captured the proprietor.
Lady: Kidnapped the proprietor?
Official 2: Yes, would you be able to open the storage compartment of your vehicle, if you don't mind
The lady opens the storage compartment, uncovering only a vacant trunk.
Official 2: Is this your vehicle, ma'am?
Lady: Yes, here are the enrollment papers.
The official is staggered.
Official 2: One of my officials asserts that you don't have a driver's permit.
The lady dives into her tote, pulls out a permit and hands it to the official, who analyzes it. He looks bewildered.
Official 2: Thank you ma'am. One of my officials revealed to me you didn't have a permit, that you took this vehicle, and that you abducted and tied up the proprietor.
Lady: I bet the lying SOB said to you I was speeding, as well.
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